"Bullitt Ride" (yesterdayknight)
12/23/2013 at 16:02 • Filed to: None
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"Bullitt Ride" (yesterdayknight)
12/23/2013 at 16:02 • Filed to: None | 1
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I know that the suggestions that appear in the Google search box can be influenced by previous search history, but for the record I did this test using two different browsers, one of which I always use and the other I never use. On both browsers I cleared the history/cookies/cache and the results came up the same. I chose to use 3 synonyms for each gender just to see how the results changed. There were some interesting suggestions...
Men:
Women:
Please feel free to provide your humble opinion on any of these apparently troublesome questions lol...
Brian Silvestro
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:03 |
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This is fucking hilarious.
CalzoneGolem
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:05 |
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Because racecar.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:07 |
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Females live longer because men die early so they can finally get some fucking peace...
HammerheadFistpunch
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:08 |
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on a related note
KB Garage
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:10 |
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Lot of cheating apparently...
Stupidru
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:13 |
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Why DO females wear bras? My life would be so much better if I got to see boobies all day long
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:14 |
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Damn. As a man (and a human), the first one is depressing as hell...
I think I'll stay a boy as long as I can.
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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/23/2013 at 16:18 |
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Goshen, formerly Darkcode
> Stupidru
12/23/2013 at 16:18 |
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So that when you see a pair, it's a special event, therefore making you instantaneously happier.
Kookanoodles
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:18 |
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The most puzzling (and actually kinda cute) one is "why do boys like me"... Probably because you're rather likable.
TSLA
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 16:23 |
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ohmygod. Some of the dumbest stuff pops up in those Google search suggestions nowadays.
Bytemite
> Kookanoodles
12/23/2013 at 16:33 |
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And if you're an asian female..oh man is life set out for you.
Dusty Ventures
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 17:28 |
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Here's my results:
Men:
-Cheat
-Rape
-Lie
-Fall in love
Boys:
-Like girs
-Stare
-Like me
-Get morning wood
Guys:
-Like long hair
-Cheat
-Like blondes
-Have nipples
Girls:
-Like bad boys
-Cheat
-Like jerks
-Wear makeup
Ladies:
-Have periods
-Wear bras
-Cheat
-Cross their legs
Females:
-Live longer
-Discharge
-Have periods
-Cheat
If it weren't for the boys "cheat" would have made a clean sweep
MTY85
> Stupidru
12/23/2013 at 17:44 |
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Valuable things need to be put in specialized containers. You have a skull for your brain, you have a wallet for your money, and women have a bra for their biznoobies.
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MTY85
> Bullitt Ride
12/23/2013 at 17:45 |
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Why do men cheat? Look in the mirror, ladies... Every time you say "No, I have a headache" or "No, I'm tired" you're inching your guy towards infidelity.